Security Guard Who Documented His Farts At Work For Six Months Loses His Job

I mean, we all know that the Internet is the arsehole of popular culture, but this guy takes that specious analogy altogether too literally.

 

 

Remember the security guard in Florida who has spent literally months of his life documenting his habit of farting at work?

Of course you do, because this is 2018 and more people are probably aware of this guy by now than they are about – I don’t know – who is the UK’s Secretary of State for Culture, Media, and Sport.

 

The flatulent guy in question is named Doug

 

Well, now he’s lost his job.

The flatulent guy in question is named Doug – although he goes by the pseudonym Paul Flart – and he works as a security guard in the American state of New Jersey.

 

and he works as a security guard in the American state of New Jersey.

 

His fame began to skyrocket to such a point that his employers became aware of it. This Thursday he was asked to return his badge and his uniform (seriously? You want THOSE trousers back?) and told he was out of a job.

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